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Beauty in the Beast
1/12/2006
行大運
小學某年的一次中文作文考試,美人拿了全班第一名。我當時成個人真係呆左囉!然後陳老師朗讀了一篇我的大作,個心 big book big book 咁跳了萬多遍。過後先知我有幾隻字仔寫錯了別字,扣左我兩分,分數已經唔係最高;但大家沒有追問,我又無走出去澄清,最尾我就帶住「作文全班最高分」的『虛名』順利升班。

從來都唔上 PE 堂既我,每堂只會企係側邊吹水或者行來行去。點解可以過骨呢?之唔係睇得電視多,深明最緊要口甜舌滑,行埋去嗲下阿 sir 幾句,話唔多舒服,又怕曬,可唔可以坐埋一邊睇其他同學打波呢?千祈唔好扮乖話溫書,係佢個堂做第二科既野唔多尊重佢喎,未死過!?

當然最好彩就係可以讀完個高級文憑啦大佬,成日走堂去飲飲食食同埋食食飲飲,鼠去拉記睇 DVD,新戲日日上,真係好吸引架!個時心廣體胖,而家瘦得番亦算好彩,咁講講下都覺得自己幾好運下喎!

Richard 越來越似人,
個身肥到似花生,
閃神越來越似毛瞬君,
饅頭越來越似外星人,
雞翼越來越似好媽媽。
多謝你地,錫錫!
 
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